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Thursday, 7 February 2013

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Have you been unfairly accused of murdering small princes while at work as King?  Were you involved in an equine loss which wasn't your fault? Were you imprisoned for years under a parking area? Were you adversely affected by snow and ice in a winter of discontent ?

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1 comment:

Demetrius said...

You have me very worried, a little over fifty years ago I parked my Vespa a few times over the mortal remains of King Richard III. How much could this cost with interest? Could I plead innocence on the grounds of being a Yorkist, or The Bosworth Defence?