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Wednesday, 11 August 2010

100's of women just dying to meet you

Amongst today's spam promising immediate gratification was the unsolicited communication below from a number of kind ladies from the former Soviet Union. Pausing only to note the obvious ehthusiasm young Svetlana (third row on the left) has to escape the current Russian heatwave, I have two tips:


  • Sales of eye-liner and mascara seem to be very brisk in the Ukraine. Maybe worth investigating a franchise or sales agency for the region.
  • If you are on the road in the Ukraine and thinking about stopping for the night in Nikolaev or Mariupol .... just keep driving.


Yana

ID 1131429
Kherson,
Ukraine
age 21
5' 5''
117 lbs

Elena

ID 1127271
Odessa,
Ukraine
age 20
5' 6''
128 lbs

Ekaterina

ID 1126379
Kiev,
Ukraine
age 21
5' 6''
115 lbs







Natalia

ID 1132475
Pervomajsk,
Ukraine
age 19
5' 4''
99 lbs

Julia

ID 1132381
Odessa,
Ukraine
age 19
5' 7''
123 lbs

Ludmila

ID 1127321
Odessa,
Ukraine
age 23
5' 7''
108 lbs







Svetlana

ID 1127219
Lugansk,
Ukraine
age 31
5' 7''
121 lbs

Victoria

ID 1133484
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 23
5' 5''
104 lbs

Elena

ID 1132597
Odessa,
Ukraine
age 37
5' 9''
110 lbs







Valeria

ID 1131748
Sevastopol,
Ukraine
age 20
5' 10''
139 lbs

Elena

ID 1130988
Illichevsk,
Ukraine
age 25
5' 6''
132 lbs

Tatiana

ID 1128350
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 19
5' 5''
126 lbs







Marina

ID 1127989
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 24
5' 6''
117 lbs

Tatiana

ID 1127915
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 23
5' 3''
101 lbs

Margarita

ID 1127905
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 22
5' 5''
106 lbs







Ekaterina

ID 1133136
Odessa,
Ukraine
age 26
5' 7''
117 lbs

Irina

ID 1132630
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 24
5' 7''
110 lbs

Alena

ID 1130954
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 30
5' 7''
130 lbs







Julia

ID 1130609
Konstantinovka,
Ukraine
age 24
5' 5''
132 lbs

Tatiana

ID 1130563
Kherson,
Ukraine
age 32
5' 9''
132 lbs

Julia

ID 1127785
Odessa,
Ukraine
age 22
5' 7''
132 lbs







Anna

ID 1127063
Dnepropetrovsk,
Ukraine
age 24
5' 5''
106 lbs

Julia

ID 1126372
Sumy,
Ukraine
age 21
5' 3''
128 lbs

Julia

ID 1126297
Mariupol,
Ukraine
age 29
5' 5''
117 lbs







Natalia

ID 1125980
Mariupol,
Ukraine
age 38
5' 8''
110 lbs

Svetlana

ID 1125953
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 36
5' 5''
115 lbs

Anna

ID 1133749
Mariupol,
Ukraine
age 19
5' 8''
137 lbs







Galina

ID 1132276
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 30
5' 3''
110 lbs

Irina

ID 1132200
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 39
5' 10''
141 lbs

Anastasia

ID 1130971
Mariupol,
Ukraine
age 27
5' 6''
117 lbs







Victoria

ID 1130827
Mariupol,
Ukraine
age 41
5' 2''
132 lbs

Tatiana

ID 1130686
Simferopol,
Ukraine
age 29
5' 3''
110 lbs

Maria

ID 1126980
Kharkov,
Ukraine
age 28
5' 3''
121 lbs







Tatiana

ID 1126928
Nikolaev,
Ukraine
age 26
5' 6''
110 lbs

Zinaida

ID 1126717
Vinnitsa,
Ukraine
age 50
5' 6''
128 lbs








7 comments:

Demetrius said...

First find out what their grannies look like.

Alex said...

I think they are their grannies.

Joanna said...

I think you are a very silly and ignorant person. I have no time to read info about you, but I guess you're American. You people think you're the best in the world in everything (my friend moved to the US when she was 12; she would have always C from maths, but in the US, they transferred her two years higher and she still had A). The truth is you have almost no history or culture and you have no right to make jokes about other, much richer, nations. I mean, don't judge all nation upon a few funny examples. Ukraine is a great and beautiful country, with a great history, people are well educated and smart. The culture of Slavic countries is wonderful and under-appreciated.
I am Polish myself and know many Ukrainians and I have to tell you, that they, although intelligent, are also very modest, unlike Americans that bring world only war and shitty capitalism.
Your women are mostly too big and wear too big, awful clothes and you're probably grinding your teeth none of these beautiful Ukrainian girls would even look at you. I feel so sorry for you!
Have a nice Sunday with a lot of thinking about respecting other people.

Alex said...

Hello Joanna, welcome to the blog, and no I am not American, although interestingly my eldest daughter is but her younger sisters are not. None of them however are as foolish as you describe have graduated with fine degrees from Oxford University.

Thank you for your most entertaining post.

Alex said...

P.S. Joanna, please tell us about life in Bialystok.

Is that like Basingstoke?

Joanna said...

Maybe my previous post was a bit rude, because I always get angry with ignorance and lack of respect for other people; but if you were a gentleman, you wouldn't react to it like you have.
I don't doubt your daughters are intelligent (although there are many great universities in Europe and I have graduated from one of them too), I was writing to you, not about them.
Do you think the fact you are able to read my IP address is impressive? C'mon... I don't know if life here is like living in Basingstoke as I have never been there, but I bet you know it's much worse, although you haven't been here either :] Still, I am not keen to judge all British people just upon this one example. Learn some respect for others and don't get furious and agressive that easily - it's unhealthy.

Alex said...

Dear Joanna,

Thank you for your most gracious apology. If you would like to make a guest posting on the subject of 50 famous Poles or the history of the spicy Polish sausage, you would be most welcome