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Tuesday, 12 March 2013

Lonely hearts

WANTED: Short term lover (9 weeks - 8 months max.) in Westminster area to replace long(er) term partner who is unavoidably detained. Europhobes, climate change "deniers", Cons and Labs need not apply. Must like the colour yellow, Aardman Animation characters and windmills. GSOHubris appreciated,  as is ability to spell schadenfreude. Gender unimportant. Apply in confidence to CarinaT@thatman.co.uk

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