I am still trying to figure out the Iraq War.
Obviously we didn't go to war because of weapons of mas destruction. The UK bomb factory at Aldermaston is massive, as is the site at Porton Down, so these stories about mobile weapons labs were obviously pure fantasy.
Then Dick Cheney stands up and says there was no link between Saddam Hussein and 9/11. Well we all knew that, but so did the US administration, so that leaves petrol as the only possible reason.
But then the next thing you know, General Motors goes and sells Hummer to the Chinese.
Now I am foxed.